Sunday, September 28, 2008

Dirty Chat Up Lines

See a list of Dirty Chat Up Lines .

For some reason "dirty chat up lines" is a reasonably popular search on Google! Which is surprising as you are unlikely to succeed when approaching a woman with a line such as:
"The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!"
So why the fascination with dirty chat up lines? The simple answer is that they are among the funnier ones out there, and, surprisingly, funny chat up lines can be very effective as women find humor in a man a very attractive characteristic.

Dating guru David DeAngelo's dating advice advocates a "Cocky Funny" approach to chatting up women. His idea is to be funny in a way that slightly teases the woman or reverses the normal situation. Now dirty chat up lines don't automatically fall into the realm of cocky funny, but have the same result by demonstrating confidence and humour at the same time. So they can in fact work when delivered with confidence and a twinkle in the eye.

One of my favourite dirty chat up lines is:
"I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles ... and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue."
And I have actually used it with success and failure in equal quantity. When it succeeds it can succeed extremely well.

However, the art of the chat up line is not to build instant attraction with a woman - that is typically the third stage (1. Open, 2. Build acceptance, 3. Build attraction, 4. Close) - the art of the chat up line is simply to not get rejected. A good opening will get you into conversation and allow you to enter the next stage of building acceptance 90% of the time. With a 50% success rate on dirty chat up lines, even when delivered well, my recommendation is to steer clear of them.

If you really, really want to give dirty chat up lines ago, we have collected together a list of the top 10 dirty chat up lines for you.


Tony said...

David DeAngelo has a great technique with cocky funny. It's important to strike a balance between the two. Not enough funny and you come as a jerk. Trust me, I know from personal experience.

Trek-Shotter said...
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Trek-Shotter said...

I think you gotta be confident when using such chat up lines. Although women may see the funny side to it, some dirty chat up lines will end up with you having a red face and a big hand slap :D check my Dirty chat up lines
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